MAD?

Mad? Perhaps. Perhaps I am. Or, perhaps, it is you who are mad, trapped in your small minded world or “ethics” and “morals.” I scoff at those ideas! Science is about pure thought making the impossible possible. I do not “break the laws of nature.” I make the laws!

Yes yes. The consequences of my genetic experiments were unfortunate. But do we not live in a more exciting world now? My bearsharkhawks fill the skies with their majestic cries. It they feed on children too careless to look up occasionally, how can that be blamed on me?

And I ended the death of soldiers with my perfection of the Slaughterbots. All world governments purchased them. What they did with them was not my concern. I am about the science! If Europe is overrun by my designed machines, destroying everything in their path, that is just a testament to their effectiveness.

Cheap power! Limitless! That was me. ME! Tapped directly into the sun with my Solar Probes. You rejoiced. All of you! And now you complain that I lied, that it turns out the sun will be sucked dry in thirty years. I did not lie! There are other stars to be utilized, you short sighted fools!

This? What is this with the red numbers counting down? Just an intellectual exercise put into practice. It will create a temporal collapse, erasing the very element of time. What? Doomsday device?! Poppycock? How can there be a doomsDAY device if the concept of time is destroyed? There will be no more time. Of course it will work! That's why I made it – to see if I could! It is about the science, the pure pursuit of knowledge!

Death? I scoff at the concept! My immortality is assured by my genius, regardless if you small minded people are around to give witness to it! Think upon that for the next thirteen seconds.